Man Eats 20 Raw Eggs In Order To Win Free Food At A Chinese Restaurant — Even Rocky Balboa Wouldn’t Do This
Raw eggs carry some serious health risks, most notably is the potential for salmonella to be present in the raw eggs. This bro, he doesn’t carry about any of that. All he sees is the light at the end of the tunnel, that big prize of free Chinese food from some restaurant in (you guessed it) China. He’s willing to eat 20 raw eggs like it ain’t no thang, like there’s not a very real chance that he could contract a crippling illness from this stunt. And for this I commend him, because you can’t put a price on free food, other than the price tag that was on that food before you did some stupid shit to win the free food.
What kills me about this the most is this dude doesn’t just eat the yolk, he eats everything, or rather he drinks the parts that aren’t eatable. This is the definition of craziness:
I suppose it’s slightly unfair of me to make claims of what Rocky Balboa would and wouldn’t do. How would I know how Rocky would feel about eating 20 raw eggs out of a salad bowl? I guess I was making that statement in the headline based on the assumption that 1) Rocky only eats raw eggs for training purposes and 20 raw eggs at once is supreme overkill and 2) Rocky can afford to pay for his own damn Chinese food, and he doesn’t need crazy eating contests to get his food fix. So if any of you Rocky fans took offense to my headline, I apologize, I don’t mean to speak for The Champ.