Sweet jeebus. I couldn’t even watch with both eyes open. I couldn’t take in competitive eater Matt Stonie eating 13 slices of cheesecake — totaling 5,300 calories — in just a minute.
Cheesecake is so damn thick and heavy and I’ve eaten a slice and a half and felt like a jackhammer was pushing against the inner lining of my stomach. Not to mention the flatulence. Thirteen slices of cheesecake must created the most painful farts and stomach gurgles ever.