Survey Says That Men With Beards Are More Likely To Lie, Cheat, Steal And Fight

Ladies often find men with beards to be mysterious bad boys. However looks may be totally true.

Based on the results from a survey conducted by video social network Eva, they discovered that bearded men were actually bad boys that participated in some rather uncouth behaviors. The U.K.-based study polled 1,500 men and found the following:

  • 47 percent of bearded men admitted to cheating on a significant other, compared to 20 percent of clean-shaven men
  • 45 percent of bearded men admitted to enjoying being involved in a fist fight, compared to 29 percent of clean-shaven men
  • 40 percent of bearded men admitted to stealing something, compared to 17 percent of clean-shaven men

It gets worse for us bristly bros. Approximately 65 percent of women surveyed said they would never even consider getting romantic with a stubbled stud, and 44 percent see them “unhygienic.” Even worse is that more than 35 percent of women polled said they would rather be with a man with old, grey hair instead of a man with facial hair. That’s fucked up.

Sounds like some fucking anti-beard propaganda by men can’t grow a beard and look like 14-year-old girls.

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