Insane Person Made a $54 Drink at Starbucks and Basic White Girls Everywhere Just. Can’t. Even.

by 4 years ago


Attention all basic white girls: Meet your new head-exploding Starbucks drink du jour: Sexagintuple Vanilla Bean Mocha Frappuccino, a monstrosity that costs $54.75.  It was made by a mad man named Andrew in an attempt to set a world record for the most expensive drink possible at Starbucks. It’s a 128-ounce espresso milkshake, but he got it for free because he’s a member of Starbucks Gold loyalty program. He used this as his free drink. Here are the contents, via Consumerist:



Taste was key to breaking the previous $47 goal:

“The $47.30 guy put in two bananas, strawberry, matcha powder, pumpkin spice, and lots of other things that probably don’t go well together and definitely don’t go well with 40 shots of espresso,” Andrew told Consumerist in an e-mail. “They help raise the price, so I can’t fault him for the strategy, but I didn’t want to go that route.”

So how did it taste?

“I gotta say, it was delicious,” Andrew declared. He reports that he drank maybe a third of it, then put the drink away for later enjoyment.

Amazingly, he’s still alive. As for basic white girls every? They’re LITERALLY DEAD because they just can’t even.

[H/T: Consumerist]



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