Ultimate News Blooper Compilation Features Guy Telling Reporter He Wants ‘Hookers And Cocaine’ If He Wins The Lottery
Can’t fault him for being honest. If I won the lottery I’d buy a giant stockpile of marijuana, blunt wrapper and acid. Why acid and not coke? Because coke only lasts 20 minutes and gives me a headache, whereas acid lasts 8 hours and turns me into a pleasant human being. Pleasant as in, I’ve been told I smile when I’m tripping balls whereas in everyday life I’ve got a permanent frown smeared across my face at any given moment.
Trip acid, be happy and get tested if you’re going to be sticking your dick into hookers; that’s my motto!
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