Watch North West Get Dragged Through An Airport On A Suitcase And Cry That You’re Too Fat And Old To Do That
In no particular order, I hate: babies, vegetables, traffic on the Capital Beltway and that thing where you’re hungry and sleepy at the same time but don’t know which one to fix first. Today, we’re going to address BABIES, because there’s nothing I envy more in life than people who are small enough to fit comfortably on airplanes yet able to fake being physically incompetent enough to warrant being carried everywhere. I have no fucking idea if North knows how to walk, but clearly that information is irrelevant since her handlers seem perfectly happy to just drag her around on some heinous Frozen backpack. Ugh, fucking babies. How have I gotten to the point where I’m too old and fat to do shit like this?