Congratulations to this guy! I wasn’t sure it was possible to find a new way to appear like a creepy asshole while hitting on complete strangers but this guy managed to find a way. Amazing!
A man followed a woman from the New York Sports Club on 23rd Street for two blocks and then slipped a hand-written note into her back pants pocket, touching her butt in the process, police said.
“Do your legs make you feel omnipotent?” the man asked in the missive, according to the criminal complaint from the Manhattan District Attorney’s office.
But here’s the most boggling piece of fact in this case — besides the fact that this guy thought this was a brilliant idea — and it involves the ever important “opening” that bros are looking for when hitting on a woman.
The woman reported the incident to police, saying that she recognized the man from the gym.
They belong TO THE SAME FUCKING GYM which gives the guy AMPLE OPPORTUNITY to introduce himself to this women in a much safer way than “let me write a rapey note and slip it in your pocket by touching your ass on a street.”
[via DNA Info]