Having Sex In The Ocean Sounds Awesome Until You Get Your Genitals Stuck Together


This Italian couple isn’t the first to have sex in the ocean but they are the first to get their genitals sealed together. Sometimes, being first isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.¬†

Maybe it wasn’t her vagina. Maybe it was a jellyfish. Nope, it was her vagina. It was all suctions fault.

The couple had to get out of the water while the dude was mid-pump, and walk to the beach connected at the genitals. They even had to ride to the hospital in that condition. Molto embarrassing!

At the hospital, the doctors gave the woman something that caused her vagina to open up and free her partners peen. It was probably jewelry.

H/T Death and Taxes

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Chris Illuminati is a 5-time published author and recovering a**hole who writes about running, parenting, and professional wrestling.