All These Guys Submitted Their Entries For The Official ‘Bro Code’ Rules And Some Of Them Are A++

by 3 years ago


In a thread asking dudes ‘if the Bro Code was an official document, what would you like to see included’ a whole bunch of bros came forward with their best submissions for the Holy Bible of Bro, and I must admit that some of these are actually pretty good. I’m not sure why I’m surprised that the random denizens of the Internet actually put forward some good ideas on what the ‘Bro Code’ official document would include, I guess on some level it’s just not something I’d expect random strangers to take seriously, but the power of brotherhood appears to have prevailed as over 2,600 people left suggestions.

Below are the best entries for official ‘Bro Code’ document (via AskReddit), so if any of you have a pen handy you might want to jot these down and start penning the official ‘Bro Code’, or you can just bookmark this for later and get that done during the long weekend.

If two bros know the same story, the bro who is lesser known among the party or group shall tell it.

If your Bro dies during a workout, throw a couple more 45s on the bar before you call 911

Don’t throw friends under the bus to impress others

You shall provide pizza and beers for any bros who help you move houses

If a bro is excited to tell a story that you’ve heard from another, pretend it’s your first time hearing it

Up for acknowledgement, down for respect

If your bro has a girlfriend, be completely nice to her. If he asks for your honest opinion, be straight up about your thoughts.

Never drink the last beer at someone else’s house

Your favorite beer is free. your second favorite beer is cold. If your bro offers a beer don’t bitch it isn’t your brand

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