Parents Telling Their Kids Santa Claus Isn’t Real Will Put You In The Christmas Spirit
Bros, I’m here to break some news today. This might be difficult for some of you to accept, but you need to know the truth: Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny are fake.
Your parents have been lying to you for years. Does this mean your parents don’t love you? Probably. If they loved you then they wouldn’t be lying to you, right? People who love each other don’t lie to one another.
Do I love you bros more than your own parents love you? Probably. That’s why I was willing to be honest with you and drop the knowledge that Santa Claus is a figment of your imagination. I don’t want any of you laboring through life under thinking that some portly bearded fellow in a red felt suit is going to break into your house on Christmas Eve and eat your food/drink your milk. That’s a rather terrifying thought, and I want to help free your mind and put it at peace.
Now take three deep breaths, and say it with me slowly: Santa Claus is not real.