Santa Claus Archives

Archaeologists Found The Tomb Of The Real Life Santa Claus Buried Beneath A 4th Century Church

by Douglas CharlesOctober 21, 2022 9:36 am updated October 21, 2022 9:46 am

The Entire Internet Was Furious With Neil deGrasse Tyson For His Christmas Eve Tweets About Santa

by Cass AndersonDecember 27, 2021 10:03 am

People Are Calling To Kidnap Santa And Harvest His Blood After Dr. Fauci Says St. Nick Is Immune To COVID-19

by Connor TooleNovember 23, 2020 3:47 pm

Santas Inside Glass Boxes Because Of COVID Are Coming To Scare TF Out Of All The Little Children

by Douglas CharlesNovember 6, 2020 1:46 pm

Man With White Beard Robs Bank, Throws All The Money In The Air And Yells ‘Merry Christmas!’

by Paul SaccaDecember 25, 2019 9:46 am

Parents Telling Their Kids Santa Claus Isn’t Real Will Put You In The Christmas Spirit

by Cass AndersonDecember 22, 2016 8:59 am updated December 22, 2016 9:02 am

Watch Police Dressed As Santa Claus Raid Drug Cartel Spot – ‘Ho Ho Ho MF’ers!’

by Paul SaccaDecember 14, 2016 12:12 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:41 pm

Truly Heart-Wrenching Story Of Terminally Ill 5-Year-Old Boy Dying In Santa’s Arms Asking For Last Christmas Wish

by Paul SaccaDecember 13, 2016 3:53 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:41 pm

Lego Donald Trump Is Here With Many Unique Ideas On How To ‘Make Christmas Great Again’

by Douglas CharlesDecember 8, 2016 4:50 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:42 pm

People Are Outraged After Fox News Issued A Trigger Warning About The Existence Of Santa Claus

by Brandon WenerdNovember 29, 2016 10:54 am updated October 13, 2022 12:45 pm

This Tremendous Batman Vs. Santa Claus Parody Is The Real War On Christmas

by Paul SaccaDecember 24, 2015 2:07 pm updated January 29, 2016 5:36 pm

School Cancels Annual Field Trip To See Santa Claus Because Everyone Sucks

by Tim RyanDecember 18, 2015 11:16 am updated October 13, 2022 12:07 am

When Barbara Carpenter Was Asked About Controversial Decorations Of Dead Santa Hanging From Noose, She Gave The Hottest Take Of 2015

by Paul SaccaDecember 15, 2015 2:51 pm updated January 29, 2016 5:52 pm

Police Called Over Festive ‘Santa Claus Pissing On ISIS’ Christmas Display

by Douglas CharlesDecember 14, 2015 1:24 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:09 am

Video Of A Little Deaf Girl Signing Back And Forth With A Mall Santa Claus Is Going Viral For All The Right Reasons

by Rebecca MartinsonDecember 7, 2015 12:49 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:12 am

Colleges Around The Country Ban Mistletoe, Secret Santa And The Colors Red And Green

by Paul SaccaDecember 7, 2015 12:11 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:12 am

Police Searching For Santa Claus Who Stole A Helicopter Because Sleighs Are For Losers

by Cass AndersonDecember 1, 2015 11:05 am updated October 13, 2022 12:14 am

Santa Claus Helps Soldier Stationed In Afghanistan Propose To Girlfriend

by Paul SaccaDecember 25, 2014 12:10 pm updated October 12, 2022 8:48 pm

The Top Five Holiday Sex Toys Brought To You By Santa And A Surprisingly Sexy Mrs. Claus

by Douglas CharlesDecember 18, 2014 11:36 am updated October 12, 2022 8:50 pm

The Very Best — And Absolute Worst — Santa Clauses In Pop Culture History

by Nick RomanoDecember 15, 2014 1:00 pm updated October 12, 2022 8:52 pm

San Diego Chargers Safety Eric Weddle Dyed His Beard To Look Like Santa Claus

by Kyle KosterDecember 15, 2014 11:48 am updated October 12, 2022 8:52 pm

This Is What (Red) Christmas Would Be Like If ‘Game Of Thrones’ Author George RR Martin Was Santa Claus

by Cass AndersonDecember 11, 2014 12:03 pm updated October 12, 2022 8:53 pm

Here’s A Three Minute Video Of Poop Jokes With Santa Taking A Shit In Someone’s House Because Merry Christmas

by Rebecca MartinsonNovember 25, 2014 2:57 pm updated October 12, 2022 9:00 pm

Well, We All Root For FC Santa Claus Now

by Kyle KosterSeptember 29, 2014 4:26 pm updated October 12, 2022 9:31 pm

Why is Santa so jolly? Mrs. Claus, of course

by A. IsaacDecember 19, 2013 2:00 pm

25 Santas on the naughty list

by A. IsaacDecember 18, 2013 2:00 pm