Guys! Guys! Christmas is 26 days away! You know what that means, right? It means 26 days of THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS, where god-less, Hillary-loving libtards go out their way to say things like “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas” because of the wussy PC culture that we live in. It’s also the time of year when the same libtards try to take away our guns — the same ones we can use to protect ourselves from home invaders like Santa Claus — under executive order from the people who run the swamp.
Since trigger alerts and safe spaces are all the rage in 2016, this year Fox News is getting in on the trend. The news network offered a study from a psychologist about the impact of lying to children about the existence of Santa Claus. It even included a trigger warning of sorts, as screenshotted by Esquire:
This story has caused a lot of outrage, mostly directed at the psychologist for perpetuating the wussification of American culture. The myth of Santa Claus is a pretty damn important part of the childhood experience and kids just need to toughen up!
‘Tis the season to be outraged about