If we know one gift that’s always welcome around the holidays it’s, uh, sex toys, right? Well, in case you are in the market for such things, here’s a video that’s chock full of holiday sex toy spirit featuring a Santa Claus in bad need of some Bowflex time and his surprisingly sexy wife Mrs. Claus.
Though I don’t know why I am surprised. I guess when you’re freaking Kris Kringle you can pretty much pull any chick you want. You know, all the free shit from the North Pole that the elves makes, plus that whole flying sleigh thing.