Nutjob Pastor Claims Starbucks Is Using ‘Semen Of Sodomites’ In Their Coffee

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It’s one thing to say that Starbucks coffee isn’t tasty, but it’s a whole other thing to say that Starbucks is “taking specimens of male semen” and “putting it in the blends of their lattes.” But that’s just what Pastor James David Manning of the ATLAH World Missionary Church in Harlem is claiming.

“It’s the absolute truth. They’re using male semen, and putting it into the blends of coffees that they sell,” says a clearly sane Manning. “My suspicion is that they’re getting their semen from sodomites. Semen flavors up the coffee, and makes you thinks you’re having a good time.”


But wait, here’s the best part. The pastor’s “facts” apparently came from Inquisitr, a satirical Web site, which discussed an FDA investigation into Starbucks for spiking its coffee with semen. Whoops.

H/T The Daily Dot


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