Speaker Of The House Paul Ryan Is Trying To Get In Your Pants This Snowstorm
Speaker of the House Paul Ryan is apparently tryna FUCK this snowstorm (which, hey, ain’t we all?).
Why else would his office set up this webcam of snowy Capitol Hill, with sensual jams bumping in the background? (Really, it’s only one sensual jam, a house remix of Marvin Gaye’s Sexual Healing, playing again and again and again.)
Because he wants to fuck.
This is so weird.