People Are Having Sexual Fantasies About Their Voice Assistants Such As Siri And Alexa


We’ve seen plenty of cases and news where people want to bang robots, as seen here, here, here, here, here, and here. While most of us don’t have access to sex robots just yet, we can fall in love with our digital voice assistants in our favorite gadgets.

A report focusing on voice-activated systems like Google Home and Amazon Echo has unveiled the scary revelations. The interesting/depressing report from MindShareWorld shows that humans are becoming infatuated and even sexually fantasizing about their Intelligent personal assistants such as Alexa.

“Over a third (37%) of regular voice technology users say that they love their voice assistant so much that they wish it were a real person,” the report states. “Even more astonishing is that more than a quarter of regular voice technology users say they have had a sexual fantasy about their voice assistant.”

Looks like some people are watching a little too much Ex Machina.

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Um. It’s a voice. You can’t fuck a voice.

Well, maybe you can get off to a voice.

The report found that “voice users are significantly more likely to be young, male and affluent.” So horny young dudes. Of course they’re trying to fuck Alexa, Cortana, and Siri. And how incredibly smart were all these tech comapnies to make the voices in their gadgets female to attract guys because they’re such horndogs?

But this is really nothing new, dudes have been hitting on Siri for the last five years.

This is just one step closer to us being in a Westworld-like existence where we fuck robots. So good news, you’ll finally get laid.

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[Mashable]