Having Learned Absolutely NOTHING, The Philadelphia Zoo Will Hold A Contest To Name Its Baby Gorilla

In a month where internet jokesters forced the Cincinnati Zoo to close its Twitter account after bombarding it with Harambe memes and a year where they hijacked a contest to give a ship the name ‘Boaty McBoatFace,’ the Philadelphia Zoo announced they would hold a contest to name a gorilla born there.

The phrase “It’s your funeral” has never been so apt.

Odds are it will not allow write-ins, but Twitter has already erupted with ideas.

https://twitter.com/CambroLiving/status/771068475301244928

https://twitter.com/heyfeifer/status/771066010287890432

https://twitter.com/tanyasic/status/771064672107790336

https://twitter.com/Cosmis/status/771064543992745984

https://twitter.com/stevekovach/status/771063514656075776

https://twitter.com/HurricaneHealy/status/771066658442113024

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