Pilot Gets License Suspended After Inviting Sexy Girls Into Cockpit To Sit On His Lap, Smoke Cigs, Get Hammered

Call me crazy, but I’d prefer the person responsible for navigating 300 passengers in a speeding vessel 30,000 feet in the air to be focused on said responsibilities.

You may remember we brought you the news back in July of a thirsty Kuwait Airlines pilot who invited Playboy Model and former X-Factor contestant Chloe Khan into the cockpit on a flight from London to New York to party like animals.

From the initial post:

The married pilot invited the 24-year-old Khan and her friend into the cockpit by a stewardess just after the seatbelt signs had been turned off. The shit got reckless.

The pilot, who referred to himself as the “naughty pilot,” ordered the girls champagne, begged Khan to sit on his lap, and smoked 40 cigarettes during the transatlantic flight from Heathrow to JFK airport.

It only got weirder from there. Khan, an active and willing participant in the debacle, decided to snitch on her new friend to the media once the plane touched down and he couldn’t provide her with the VIP experience. Because it looks like she was having a terrible time…

She disclosed to the Daily Star the following scandalous information about what went on in the cockpit, which needless to say, is all totally illegal. She claimed the pilot, who was wearing a Mile-High tie, was responsible for the below.

● PLIED her and her pal with alcohol.

● SAT her on his lap and let her push buttons on the control panel.

● BEGGED to see her boobs.

● BRAGGED that he had bonked stewardesses to join the Mile High Club.

●SMOKED two packets of cigarettes in the cockpit.

She continued,

“He was showing us what each of the buttons did and said we could sit on his knee and wear his pilot’s cap and fly the plane. I pushed something. I don’t know what it did but he said it was fine as the plane flew itself. He was a total sleaze. He was calling us sexy and asked us to call him naughty. You could tell he was getting off on it.”

According to Death and Taxes Magazine, that Kuwait Airlines employee lost his license for his actions, announced by Transportation Minister Eisa Al Kindari in a report to the parliament.

The airways are now safer without this scumbag manning the ship:

[h/t Death and Taxes]


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