Thirstiest Pilot Ever Invites Playboy Model Into Cockpit To Sit On His Lap, Smoke Cigs, Get Hammered

I’m as thirsty as they come. Rarely will you see me hate on a dude for being a little parched. No swings, no hits. But I have to draw the line in the sand if your thirst interferes with your responsibility of flying 300 passengers in a  speeding vessel 30,000 feet in the air.

And the thirst was the realest on a Kuwait Airlines flight to NYC when the pilot noticed Playboy model and former X-Factor contestant Chloe Khan was onboard.

The married pilot invited the 24-year-old Khan and her friend into the cockpit by a stewardess just after the seatbelt signs had been turned off. The shit got reckless.

The pilot, who referred to himself as the “naughty pilot,” ordered the girls champagne, begged Khan to sit on his lap, and smoked 40 cigarettes during the transatlantic flight from Heathrow to JFK airport.

Khan spoke with the Daily Star about just how creepy it got in that cockpit:

● PLIED her and her pal with alcohol.

● SAT her on his lap and let her push buttons on the control panel.

● BEGGED to see her boobs.

● BRAGGED that he had bonked stewardesses to join the Mile High Club.

●SMOKED two packets of cigarettes in the cockpit.

When Khan asked him about the protocol of having passengers in the cockpit, the pilot replied that he “made the rules” and others were “too fussy” about safety.

She said,

“He was showing us what each of the buttons did and said we could sit on his knee and wear his pilot’s cap and fly the plane. I pushed something. I don’t know what it did but he said it was fine as the plane flew itself. He was a total sleaze. He was calling us sexy and asked us to call him naughty. You could tell he was getting off on it.”

Granted, it pisses me off that Khan took full advantage of the pilot’s sleaziness before outing him and shaming him for it, but fuck, letting a chick basically fly your plane in hopes of her accidentally grazing your cock with her forearm is simply unacceptable.

It gets better. Sorry *worse.

Khan said once they were in the cockpit, the captain spent hours entertaining them by singing songs including The Lion King’s ‘Hakuna Matata’ and Toni Braxton’s ‘Un-break My Heart,’ which is a piss poor flirtation technique.

Kuwait Airlines have yet to comment on the situation, but after breaking laws forbidding passengers from entering the cockpit (post 9/11) and prohibiting smoking on flight, this thirsty pilot may need to update his resume stat.

Check out the footage from the cockpit if you’d like a lesson in flirting:

What do you think, bros? Would you have let this

Who the fuck am I kidding, I would have done the same thing.

[h/t Unilad]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.