If You Want To Get Laid This Christmas Gift Someone A Puppy

Nothing, and I mean NOTHING elicits a response as powerful as gifting someone a puppy. Bros, this holiday season if you’re looking to knock some boots then my advice to you is this: give that special someone in your life a puppy.

Now I’m certainly not advocating buying a box of puppies and keeping them on hand in case of any opportunity. Animal shelters see a massive spike in puppy orphans after the holidays, when the presents are all forgotten and everything goes back to normal there’s suddenly a very needy ball of fur living in your home, and that’s often too much for people to handle….that said, if you’re looking to get laid this Christmas then give someone a puppy.

It’s that easy. And to truly drive home my point, here’s a compilation of YouTube ‘puppy surprise’ videos that will show you exactly what I’m saying here: people go NUTS for puppies.

For more ‘Puppy Surprise’ you can head on over to The Huffington Post by clicking HERE.

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