A late entry to the wiliest motherfucker of 2015 is this raccoon. He was hurting for some tasty treats, so he took it upon himself to swoop in and snag a donut. Not sure why he passed up the icy chocolate, though, for some orange shit.
Now, I love donuts, so I can’t hate on this dude, but I probably won’t ever head back to this shop for breakfast, lest I eat one of those rabies donuts.
No one likes rabies donuts.