I mean I’d like to say I was appalled that Pokemon Go has infiltrated presumably important government briefings, but that speaker could not have been less inspired. “Ya ISIS is still the enemy, those guys suck. Whatever, we all die in the end anyway. I need a beer.” Speak with some purpose bruh. It really instills a sense of national pride to know that even our country’s highest government factions mail it in on Fridays. I wouldn’t have been surprised if the State Department spokesperson lit up a joint mid speech. We all do shitty work on Fridays in the dog days of summer, but at least fake it for me so I can mooch off of the hard work and sacrifices of others protecting this country with a clear conscience.
P.S. What are the odds ISIS is all in on Pokemon Go? over/under 400%.
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