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She ate the booger. She ate the booger on live television. Missouri Republican Ann Wagner picked her nose, opened her mouth, and put the booger I mentioned earlier into her mouth, and swallowed it.
Genius. This is how you make headlines. Americans pretend to care about the economy and jobs and shit but at the end of the day all anyone really wants out of their leaders is to be shocked and awed. Donald Trump openly thinks women are objects, Mexicans are the devil reincarnated, and that Syria is a small town right outside Milwaukee. And he’s in the conversation to Leader of the Free World.
Did you know who Ann Wagner was before this post? I didn’t.
WAGNER ’16.