This Bro Road Tripped Across America With His Girlfriend And Her LED Hula Hoop, His Pics Will Blow Your Mind

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I’ve spent considerable time in the past here on BroBible belaboring the importance of taking road trips throughout one’s life. To me there’s nothing more American that a great road trip, and in order to properly recharge one’s life force batteries from time time it’s necessary to get out there on the open road and see America. And that’s exactly what this bro did, struck out onto our nation’s great highways with his girlfriend and her LED hula hoop, stopping at some of the most breathtakingly gorgeous view points across America to take photographs.

Grant Mallory’s pictures will move you, they will make you want to drop it all right now and take a road trip. And if I were you I’d follow your gut and get out there, go see our great country NOW:

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"Road tripped the USA with my camera, girlfriend and her LED Hula Hoop. This is the result." by hidden-gem in pics

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I’m going to be honest with you bros: I’ve spent too much time at hippie festivals and jam band concerts and it’s caused me to become completely disgusted by people who are into hula hoops…until now. You see, at nearly every Phish, Widespread Panic, Disco Biscuits, or String Cheese Incident concert (or festival) I’ve ever been to there’s at least a handful of crusty wookies standing around hula hooping while under the influence of too much molly and/or LSD.

It’s just exhausting sharing your concert space with these fools that think ‘having a good time’ means nearly overdosing on drugs and hula hooping…Also, they look like fucking idiots while doing it. Yes, I am just an old curmudgeon who gets annoyed by these crunked up whipper snappers and their stupid ass hula hoops. But there’s a time and a place for hula hooping and a concert is NOT it. /end rant.

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