Meat Monkey Rugby Player Shatters Neanderthal Teammate’s Face In Vicious Pump-Up Headbutt

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So meaty it requires A1 Sauce. This video is exactly what divides genders. The animalistic, all-encompassing surge of testosterone that possesses a man to act like a hyena in the Serengeti. Women don’t understand it, they can’t. And neither can we really. But there are some points in our lives when the most reasonable thing one can do is shatter his friends nose. No release compares. It’s the trials and tribulations of being a man. When you get more familiar with that feeling, you can contain it more. Headbutting your teammate into a coma transitions into bench pressing in your garage while listening to death metal and yelling at kids to stay off your fucking lawn. Don’t be ashamed, you were born this way.

[h/t Deadspin]

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