If you’re a Bro, there are only a few things that make the Kardashian hobbit queen clique tolerable. There are MAYBE two redeeming factors: (1. Kendall Jenner is pretty hot and (2. Scott Disick a.k.a The Lord is a loose cannon party boy and the most entertaining part of the reality tv series.
Disick’s claim-to-fame is being Kourtney Kardashian’s main squeeze. They have three children together, but haven’t tied the knot after years of being together (they’ve been dating since 2006). Disick has been on big a party bender lately, leading to some speculation that he was cheating on her with other chicks while in Europe. Apparently the chick he was photographed with was his ex-girlfriend, Chloe Bartoli. Uh-oh!
Now Kourtney has allegedly dumped his ass, according to E! Online, making Disick a single man:
“Kourtney has always taken Scott back and been by his side, but now with three kids it has gotten old,” says a source. “Kourtney has to do what’s best for the kids.”
“Scott has been running around saying he’s single,” adds a source. “Kourtney dumped him after she saw the pics [in Monte Carlo] and he hasn’t been home after a month-long party binge.”
Another source confirms to E! News that Scott, 32, has been spending an increasing amount of time with friends who “are not a good influence” on him and “not looking out for his best interests.”
Your Bro spirit animal is now free. Watch out for your girlfriends, men.
But before you get too jubilant, remember that the dude is literally partying his face off and has three kids. Break-ups are messy, but in order for Scott to truly emerge as The Man here, he has to figure out how to balance it with being an outstanding father to his kids.
Let’s hope he does.
UPDATE: We have a middle school lunch room situation in here. Scott allegedly is the one who did the dumping, according to Radar, because “he was tired of her nagging.”
An insider told Radar, “Scott is fuming that Kourtney’s camp is leaking stories that she was the one that ended the relationship. Scott is telling friends that he ended the relationship weeks ago!”
“He wouldn’t have been photographed with his ex-girlfriend,Chloe Bartoli, if they were still together,” the source said.
Can we just get Scott his own reality show already? A show about single Scott Disick would be 9000x more entertaining than anything the Kardashians ever produced.