Bro On Snapchat Made A Fantastic Song About Cooking Steak And Eggs For Breakfast

by 4 years ago

I wish I could be one of these chipper morning people who wake up happy and sing in the morning. I’m not. I’m a miserable, cranky bastard until I get my first cup of coffee flowing through my veins. That’s why I applaud this dude for being able to sing while preparing breakfast. The last time I cooked eggs in the morning I ended up screaming at my refrigerator because I ran out of butter/spray/lube to properly grease the pan, yet I had all these eggs.

This Bro has pipes. I could see him starting one of those quirky food trucks you see in Portland or Austin where everyone is always singing and happy while serving tacos. Dude would make a killing.

I want 5% for the idea if you give the food truck thing a shot, Bro. The only goal I have in life is to be the Mr. Wonderful of the Shark Tank food blog game.

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher and founding partner, overseeing partnerships and content on all channels in Los Angeles. A graduate of Penn State, he loves live music, Phish, the Grateful Dead, Philly sports, and adventures of all kinds. He can be reached at brandon@brobible.com

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