Spencer Gifts Is Under Fire For A Product Offering Many Deem Wildly Inappropriate, Even For Spencer Gifts

by 4 years ago

spencer-gifts

Every red blooded American with a mall within an hour radius has spent a Friday night during junior high rummaging through Spencer Gifts, namely the poster section. Because well, Pamela Anderson. And boobs. I don’t think I’ve ever spent more time in a store I never bought anything at than Spencer Gifts. I’ve made a lot of moronic financial decisions in my life, but never have stooped to the point of spending my allowance on a titty key chain.

Regardless, Spencer Gifts is a social justice warrior’s nightmare, the anti-thesis for the politically correct. So if Spencer’s is coming under fire for a product offering many deem “insensitive” and “promoting rape culture,” it’s gotta be something outrageous. Well…

spencer-gifts

Spencer Gifts


spencer

As you can imagine, the outrage machine was alive and churning!

Spencer Gifts is going to Spencer Gifts. And I, for one, am fine by it.

[h/t Some eCards]

Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.

TAGSoutragespencer gifts