Are you the kind of dude who likes to bone to a beat? Thrust with the melody? I’ve been forced to throw on tunes on out of necessity, seeing as the walls in my apartment are thinner than Tara Reid’s wrist and I was getting fed up with my roommates hearing me sobbing every night before bed.
I’ve grown to enjoy a little background music as I thrust, uninspired, above a girl whose standards dropped enough to let me get it in. It provides a little tempo and emotion. If I were to offer you advice from my experience, just throw on The Weeknd’s Beauty Behind the Madness album. Chicks love that shit. Probably because they’re thinking of banging the Weeknd instead of my doughy-bodied self.
Anyhoo, Spotify has analyzed 2.5 million playlists to find users’ most popular ‘sex’ songs. Knowing you, you won’t make it to the chorus of the XX.
No Puddle of Mudd, ‘She Hates Me’? I call bullshit.