The new year is always an opportunity to reevaluate the way you live your life.
Let’s be honest. Do you want 2016 to be a repeat of 2015? Do you want it to be the same tepid, trite passing of months that we’ve grown so accustomed to? Where time and life move on together and you feel stuck and stagnant?
2016 is your year. It should be wild. Untamed. Fierce and fuck filled. Just how will you do that? By having the squirrel gang bang be your spirit animal.
Whenever you’re feeling boring, think about what those squirrels would do. Did they press play on another episode of Bloodline? Did they sit around their house lamenting the fact that second season of Bloodline isn’t out yet? Or did they go out and find some other squirrels who were up for running train?
I think the answer is obvious. Run train in 2016. You can watch Bloodline in 2017. It’ll still be on Netflix then.