Here’s Why You Should Stop Popping Your Pimples, You Sick Freaks

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There is nothing I hated more than those Dr. Pimple Popper videos that we got in a weird habit of posting a couple weeks ago. Just the image of a big nasty monster zit on the homepage made me want to puke up my lunch. We had to stop posting them. It was too unbearable for half-our staff, let alone our readers who want to look at the site while on their lunch break. The fact that he made a St Patrick’s Day supercut of great moments in pimple popping is fucked up on so many levels.

Acne sucks giant donkey wads. I had it bad as a teenager and had to go on Accutane in high school, which s-u-c-k-e-d. Every single dermatologist I’ve ever visited has sternly warned me that popping those bad boys is a big no-no. The video above from Business Insider reinforces why it’s best to just let them mellow and throw on some ointment you get a drug store.

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BroBible's publisher and a founding partner, circa 2009. Brandon is based in Los Angeles, where he oversees BroBible's partnership team and other business development activities. He still loves to write and create content, including subjects related to internet culture, food, live music, Phish, the Grateful Dead, Philly sports, and adventures of all kinds. Email: brandon@brobible.com