HAHAHA WHAT A LITTLE SHITFUCK! I mean I was a rambunctious kid myself (I once put a pin on my next door neighbor’s bike seat. She was pretty. I was flirting. I had good intentions. We don’t speak anymore.) But this little fucker just wants to watch the world burn. He knew wholeheartedly if all went to plan, that dude would have shattered every bone in his body at the pinnacle of his illustrious street performing career, ending his monumental run in an instant. Years and years of walking on large metal crutches to gather a crowd of 38 on the streets of Vancouver, and for what? For some little shitstain who has never been taught right from wrong to send you into early retirement so he can brag to his other shitstain friends at recess?
Someone had to say it, kid. You should have never reached the egg. The truth hurts. Maybe even more than bones exploding on hot concrete in front of admiring fans.