Taco Bell’s Newest Menu Item Looks Like It Will Be Heaven When You’re High

Everyone knows Taco Bell is heavenly when you are high. Chalupas, burritos and my personal favorite, the Cheesy Gordita Crunch. That one is dope as all hell with some Fire Sauce and after one to two bong rips is damn near perfection.

Seriously, I didn’t think the Cheesy Gordita Crunch could be improved upon, but it looks like Taco Bell is about to with its newest product.

It’s called the fucking Quesalupa. Actually, it’s just called the Quesalupa. I added the fucking part. Taco Bell doesn’t swear in its product names. Though it should. The God Damn Gordita.


It’s a combination between a quesadilla and a Chalupa, which sounds perfect. The Taco Bell Quesalupa. Just look at this beautiful picture.

Basically, a quesadilla (a whole one, full of cheese) shaped into a taco and filled with taco. Here’s the description from TEEBELL.

The Quesalupa has melted Pepper Jack cheese stuffed inside a flaky, crispy shell. It’s layered with premium seasoned beef, crisp lettuce, real cheddar cheese, reduced-fat sour cream and diced, ripe tomatoes.

Thank god the tomatoes are ripe. And what’s with the bullshit, low-fat sour cream? Still, it looks money. Just look at more Instas of it.

You can see the cheese in this picture.

I would eat that, except it’s only available in Toledo right now. If it proves popular though, it will be launched nationwide.

[Via @LedbetterCarly]