The 25 Most Popular Passwords Of 2015 Suggest That I Could Probably Hack Into Your Brazzers Account

The 25 most popular passwords used in 2015 is out and they’re easier to crack than a Brendan Dassey confession. Like the people who use these passwords either are mental midgets or don’t have a crazy ex. I guess I can’t hate on them too much, I click the ‘Forgot Your Password?’ link far more than I’d like to admit, thanks to the need for a fucking number and special character. Words, numbers, and symbols–slow down there Bank of America, no one’s going to steal the $18.47 out of my checking.

Every year, SplashData aggregates a list of millions of stolen passwords then sorts them out in order of popularity. The results this year are based on over 2 million stolen passwords. Gizmodo compared this year’s results with last years, and yep, we’re still unoriginal fucks.

1. 123456 (Unchanged)

2. password (Unchanged)

3. 12345678 (Up 1)

4. qwerty (Up 1)

5. 12345 (Down 2)

6. 123456789 (Unchanged)

7. football (Up 3)

8. 1234 (Down 1)

9. 1234567 (Up 2)

10. baseball (Down 2)

11. welcome (New)

12. 1234567890 (New)

13. abc123 (Up 1)

14. 111111 (Up 1)

15. 1qaz2wsx (New)

16. dragon (Down 7)

17. master (Up 2)

18. monkey (Down 6)

19. letmein (Down 6)

20. login (New)

21. princess (New)

22. qwertyuiop (New)

23. solo (New)

24. passw0rd (New)

25. starwars (New)

P.S. My Brazzers password is ‘LeBronsMom8.’ Now you just need to find out the username.

[h/t Gizmodo]

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