This Chick Called The Cops After Her Man Dropped The World’s Greatest Revenge On Her For Withholding Sex

A woman in Sweden called the police after a man who showed up for a booty call and got turned down then left with the most rancid smelling revenge imaginable. He didn’t drop turds in her bed because that might actually be punishable in a court of law, instead he basically poisoned the air of her apartment with his vomit-inducing farts.

Metro UK reports:

A man in Sweden was reported to police for a fart so grotesque it ‘disturbed a woman’s piece of mind’.
The guy visited a woman’s home in Lalholm, Halland County in the southwest of Sweden, he tried it on but she wasn’t really feeling it so she spurned his sexual advances.
According to a police report, he then did a ‘revenge fart’ so vomit-inducing that the woman called the authorities.
‘It smelled very bad in my flat’, the report added.

I’ve heard that ‘withholding sex’ can be grounds for divorce, but I’ve never actually known anyone to dissolve a marriage because one of the partners wasn’t allowing the other to hiznit the skizzins. That’s obviously not the case here, if she called him for a booty call and then decided she didn’t want to hook up then he just needed to leave and go on with his life…But this idea of ‘revenge farts’ is so brilliant I can’t help but be a little bit happy he didn’t leave immediately.

The report on this incident in Sweden added that the two are not in a committed relationship (the details of their relationship is unclear), so I’ll assume that this was nothing more than a booty call. So (1) the ‘withholding of sex’ would never hold up in a court of law if he were to be charged with anything but (2) ripping stanky ass farts isn’t a crime, and in some cultures (my culture) it’s encouraged to rip ass on road trips and lock the windows just like this bro:

As for this case at hand, I like to imagine that there was a forensics team in there with a thermal camera. Checking the apartment for pockets of potentially fatal noxious gases. Meanwhile one of the forensics team members recognizes how farcical the entire situation is and keeps ripping ass while another team member has his thermal goggles on…It looks like this:

I hope you all take a minute today to appreciate how amazing this news story is. It’s so good that it originated in Sweden when some chick called the cops because a guy ripped ass in her apartment. Then one of the largest outlets in the United Kingdom picked it up (Metro), and from there it came to me here on BroBible. I’m just so impressed by this man’s fart, millions of people worldwide not know about his rancid colon.

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[Metro UK]

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