Tinder Girl Has The Nastiest, Most Aggressively Violent Dirty Talk I’ve Ever Read And I’ve Never Been More Turned On

by 3 years ago


Full disclosure: this shit takes a WEIRD turn halfway through. Like if this Tinder conversation were a movie it would be Fifty Shades of Grey except at the 45-minute mark Christian Grey would rip his skin off, revealing himself to actually be a caterpillar in the final stages of metamorphosis who then sprouts butterfly wings and flies away.

…okay maybe it’s not THAT bizarre. But it goes from “hot and heavy” to “KILL IT WITH FIRE” in 2 sentences flat. Maybe not even that.

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[H/T Reddit]


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