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A sad fact of my life is that I’ve never been in an orgy.
An even more disappointing fact is that I’ve never even been invited to participate in an orgy.
Frankly, I’m not even sure if I’ve ever been on anyone’s short list of who to invite to an orgy.
I wanna go to a fucking orgy.
Maybe that will change with the launch of Tinder Social.
The world’s most popular online dating app (maybe? idk), wants you to find groups of other people to hang out with, instead of just having one-on-one interactions.
Orgy city, right?
No, according to Tinder.
“Tinder Social is designed to make it as easy as possible to plan your night, get out into the real world and meet new people,” said co-founder Sean Rad. “The new feature takes the Tinder experience to a new level, offering our users more ways to expand their social circles and interact with potential matches. We believe it’s the ultimate tool for planning your next adventure.”
Adventure, yea. Sure.
Here’s a better analysis.
“Tinder is seen by many as being a hook-up site,” Ben Wood from the CCS Insight consultancy told the BBC. “So, it needs to be careful. By expanding in this direction, rather than becoming a more interesting social meeting service, it could be perceived as an orgy app.”
Oh, it an orgy app. It be an orgy app or my name isn’t David “Never been invited to an orgy” Covucci.
If you set one up, please invite me. I do sex good.
[Via The Independent]