I just want to start off by stating that the mascots for this theme park are the definition of nightmare fuel. I’ve never heard of the ‘Peppa Pig’ cartoon, but these look like characters that Pee Wee Herman rejected for being too creepy. They look like the offspring between an actual pig and a blow-up sex doll.
Straight up nightmare fuel.
Now that we got that out of the way, the Independent claims that traces of booger sugar were found at Peppa Pig World, an amusement part that was voted the best in the UK by TripAdvisor earlier this month.
“Traces of the class A drug were found in the baby-changing and breastfeeding areas, as well as on toilet seats at the family park based on the popular TV character…
While some swabs showed only faint colouring, others had large bright blue patches which meant there were considerable traces of the drug present in some places at the Peppa Pig World in Romsey, UK.”
Honestly, the thing that stands out the most to me is the fact that people were doing cocaine off of toilet seats in a public theme park. I mean do you really want to be mixing your coke with the ass-sweat from an overweight tourist from Colorado? I think we can all agree that it’d be best to save your coke for Disney Land like nature intended.