A UFO Was Spotted Over Chile And No One Knows What It Is (Spoiler: ALIENS)


No one knows what that mysterious white orb up there that was spotted in the skies in Chile is. The Chilean government says it’s nothing of their own, and went so far as to say it is “not a known object made by man.”

Which means?

Aliens. From Space.

Apparently, it had to have been, because the object was doing some weird shit up in the sky. Shit planes can’t do. Shit the Chilean government won’t even let us see, because it’s so bad ass. No, they wouldn’t release the video, only screenshots.

From The Daily Mirror:

They confirmed that the silver disc seen in the clip was approximately 10 metres in diameter and performed with vertical and horizontal movements that no other aircraft can do, according to Chilean media reports.

Here are some more pictures.


What the shit is that? A cloud? Nep.

Scientists at the Centre for the Study of Anomalous Ariel Phenomena (CEFAA) confirmed: “It is not any weather phenomenon or any other known object made by man.”

So, what in the interplanetary hell is it?

No one fucking knows. And all I’m saying is that I’m fucking tired of being cock teased by space creatures.


That said, I’m not going to wildly speculate about what could possibly be aliens. Even if we’re certain it is aliens in that video, because all identifiable proof in the video says it’s aliens, we need to wait for aliens to confirm they are indeed aliens.

It’s fucking aliens.

The object was spotted by miners back in 2013, who didn’t release the footage for some time out of fear of being ridiculed. I feel you guys. But I believe, too.

Aliens. They are here.

But what say you Bros? What is it?