What The Shit Is This (Alien) Thing (UFO) Seen Streaking Past A Jet In New York City?

Look, you Bros know me. I don’t like to play the it’s absolutely, definitely, totally, no this time really aliens card too much. I’m pretty judicious with it.

So you can believe me when I say the above video, of a UFO streaking past a jet at JFK airport is legitimate. Look at it. Nothing travels that fast. That is supersonic speed, in a tiny package. A UFO.

Something was traveling to space near this Virgin Atlantic flight, and the only thing I know that travels to space from New York City is aliens. We ain’t near Cape Canaveral. That wasn’t a human rocket.

Nah. Ahhhhyyyyleeeeennnns.

[Via Yahoo]