Universities are looking to save money because it’s hard to get by on millions of dollars a year on tuition, alumni and booster support. They’re looking to cut costs any way they can and disguise it as “saving the planet.”
Idea number one involves going number one — a university in the UK wants students to piss in the shower.
It’s called the “Go with the Flow” campaign and it was created by students Debs Torr and Chris Dobson at the University of East Anglia. According to Dobson, if students would just piss in the shower in the morning, the university would “save enough water to fill an Olympic-sized swimming pool 26 times.”
Why don’t they just all piss in an Olympic-sized pool?
Question — now, are students supposed to piss while taking a shower or just walk into a shower stall and start draining the vein? And is it acceptable to piss in a stall that’s already occupied?
“Imagine how big an impact it could have if we could get everyone in East Anglia, or even the UK, to change their morning habits,” Dobson said.
Totally. People would save so much money, every backyard in the country could have a pool full of piss.