Your wedding is supposed to be one of the happiest days of your life, which would explain why so many people have 2, 3 or even 4 or 5 weddings in their lifetimes! Why have ONE happiest days of your life when you can have 8? Stupid people with their “One true love for the rest of my life” bullshit, get with the times and start divorcing so you can have a good excuse to chow down on some more wedding cake. That shit is da bomb.
I’d have to assume that at least one person disagrees with me though, and that person would be this lady who spent her wedding day eating shit after getting thrown face-first into the ground by a horse.
Ah, the joys of impending marriage.
[H/T Death and Taxes]