Williamsburg Residents Not Jolly About Well-Hung Penis Christmas Decorations

People are up in arms over a massive, multi-colored penis made of Christmas lights erected in the penthouse window of a luxury rental building. While there has been “outrage” by the local Williamsburg residents over the 6-foot phallic XXX-mas decorations, I dedicated a holiday hymn to the well-hung Christmas penis.

Oh penis tree, Oh penis tree!
Thy balls are so unabating,
Oh penis tree, Oh penis tree,
Thy balls are so unabating!

Not only turgid when vaginas near,
But also when it’s lonely and drear.
Oh penis tree, Oh penis tree,
Thy balls are so unabating!

Oh penis tree, Oh penis tree,
Such pleasure do you bring me!
Oh penis tree, Oh penis tree,
Such pleasure do you bring me!

For every year this penis tree,
Brings to us such joy and glee.
Oh penis tree, Oh penis tree,
Such pleasure do you bring me!

Oh penis tree, Oh penis tree,
You’ll ever be unbending!
A symbol of randiness and love,
You’ll ever be unbending!

Each dangling nut,
Each swollen nad,
Nothing alive spreads jizz so well!

Oh penis tree, Oh penis tree,
You’ll ever be unbending.

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