Ohio Teen Named Wise Intelligent Supreme God Allah Doesn’t Exactly Live Up To His Name
An 18-year-old Canton, Ohio resident named Wise Intelligent Supreme God Allah was a passenger in a 2014 Kia car that was driving without headlights at around 11:30pm local time in Akron, Ohio. Cops pulled over the car in front of a Taco Bell because of the headlight situation and asked to search the vehicle. When the driver declined, the police called in the K-9 unit and had everyone exit the car for pat-downs. That’s when the officers found Allah’s Hi-Point .380 caliber handgun in the waistband of his pants.
According to the police report, WISGA has a history of drugs and weapons along with a burglary conviction.
I wonder if Wise Intelligent Supreme God Allah got a crunchy taco supreme, nachos supreme, or burrito supreme. Regardless, Taco Bell needs to start serving a “wise intelligent” supreme that’ll make you shoot your pants.
No word on whether or not WISGA is the distant relative of Beef Supreme from Idiocracy…
The comments are ruthless…
Walter Mayfield wrote,
“Fellow Inmate: What’s your name kid.
Dumazz Kid: I”m, ‘Wise Intelligent Supreme God Allah”.
Fellow Inmate: Well, from now on, your name is Nancy.”
Michael Evans wrote,
“Metta World Peace is jealous.”
Shawn Swigart wrote,
“Hi Point? What a pos”
Michael Gilbert wrote,
“If I’m killed by a Hipoint .380, please lie and tell everyone I died from overexertion at a gay brothel.”
Ginger McFirebeard wrote,
“He was carrying a hi-point and he isn’t dead already? Those are the very worst pistols in existance.”
The Donald Trump SubReddit commenters focused on Allah’s choice of gun…
…while the Atheist sub-reddit thought James Bond rocked the .380 better.
Via Smoking Gun