For all those who truly believe that a zombie apocalypse is most definitely happening, the story of a man biting a passenger on a plane and dying afterwards might just be a sign it’s officially here.
A 24-year-old Brazilian man who was on an Aer Lingus flight from Lisbon, Portugal to Dublin, Ireland was described by witnesses as “shaking violently” before he bit another passenger near him, proving that, yes, zombies do exist and we should all be on high alert.
Crew members tried to detain the suspect by handcuffing him before he lost consciousness and a doctor and nurse on the flight were unable to revive him, which came after several seizures. The plane was rerouted, and the man was announced dead on arrival by paramedics.
According to one male passenger, per a Telegraph.UK story:
“The noise he was making was like something that I’d never heard before. It was like a deep anguish, that is the best way I can describe it. It was very, very troubled.”
So, let me get this straight, not only was there a zombie-like “human being” on a flight, but other passenger saw him get flesh hungry and actually die on the plane? Yep, sounds fucking miserable if you ask me.
From the same flight, an Irish Times report mentioned that police also arrested a 44-year-old Portuguese woman, who was traveling on the same flight with two kilos of perceived amphetamine powder were found in her suitcase. She was detained on suspicion of drug trafficking and taken to the local police station for questioning.
In related news, this is the second time a man has bitten another passenger on a plane in the past couple months, so, yeah, I’m really looking forward to my cross-country flight to NYC tomorrow morning, guys.