Listen. I get it. Colleges don’t want to get stuck with thousands of dollars in outstanding payments by people who have technically graduated and moved on from the school.
HOWEVER, this case involving the University of Alabama withholding Chicago Bears safety Ha Ha Clinton-Dix’s degree is pretty ridiculous.
According to a January 2019 report by AL.com, the University of Alabama football program had revenue of $111.1 million during the school’s 2018 fiscal year. Out of that $111.1 million, $48.2 million of it was PROFIT.
The year before, the Alabama football program had revenue of $108.2 million – $45.9 million of it profit.
In 2016, the football program had revenue of $103.9 million – $47.7 million being profit.
In 2015, revenue was reportedly $95.1 million and the fiscal year before that, Ha Ha Clinton-Dix’s final year playing for the Crimson Tide, revenue was $95.3 million with a $53.3 million surplus.
So the university has made over $200 million in profit from the football program over the past five seasons.
I point all of this out to show how ludicrous it was for Alabama to withold Clinton-Dix’s degree which he completed in May of 2018…
Congratulations, @haha_cd6! 🎓#BamaGrad #GoPackGo
📸: @AlabamaFTBL pic.twitter.com/dTbuMB3xBa
— Green Bay Packers (@packers) May 6, 2018
… because he owed the school… one dollar.
I owe 1$ I can’t believe y’all been holding my degree for 100 pennies. I thought I didn’t graduate 👨🏾🎓 y’all dead wrong @UofAlabama for doing ya boy like this 🤣💰 pic.twitter.com/Pu06lielt7
— Ha Ha Clinton-Dix (@haha_cd6) April 18, 2019
Needless to say, reactions to this news were what you’d expect.
I’ll send you a dollar I’d love to say I paid for someone’s college education
— John McConville (@johnnymac87) April 19, 2019
Send in 100 $.01 checks.
— Ryan Alexander (@w_ryanalexander) April 18, 2019
Send them .99 and see if they'll keep holding it for a penny
— Jamario Moon (@IAmJamarioMoon) April 19, 2019
Feels so good to know my school is soooooo compliant.
— brad jackson (@wbradjackson) April 19, 2019
START THE GOFUNDME! https://t.co/rcxLSsiKH6
— lacey cencula (@dddrop_the_lace) April 18, 2019
Is it too soon to suggest you reach out to Felicity Huffman or Lori Loughlin to cover it? 🤭
— gwaldow.eth (@gwaldow) April 19, 2019
Be worse, NCAA. You can’t.