Hot Blonde Plants A Kiss On Cavs Reporter Before Game 3, Deposits It Directly Into His Spank Bank

CSN’s Dave Feldman likely went home last night, kissed his wife good night, waited until she fell asleep, and then cued up the above video before beating it like a battery-drained remote control. It’s not every broadcast you got a bombshell coming up to you and planting a juicy one on your cheek, and any self-respecting, industrious man would use that as fap fuel the second they get some alone time with their pecker. If I know Feldman like I think I know Feldman, that scalywag has set up an entire fantasy in his head.

“Your takes about Game 3 are so….hot.”
“Oh ya, you like the size of my microphone?”
“I want it in and around my mouth.”
“What do you say we get out of here. I got a room at the Motel 6 in downtown Cleveland.”
“With a view of that abandoned building and that cluster of payphones? That’s so hot.”
“Ya and free continental breakfast for bad girls only.”
“Done, baby.”

I don’t know much, but I know Feldman turned that Motel 6 into a glazed donut last night.

[h/t Busted Coverage]

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