CSN’s Dave Feldman likely went home last night, kissed his wife good night, waited until she fell asleep, and then cued up the above video before beating it like a battery-drained remote control. It’s not every broadcast you got a bombshell coming up to you and planting a juicy one on your cheek, and any self-respecting, industrious man would use that as fap fuel the second they get some alone time with their pecker. If I know Feldman like I think I know Feldman, that scalywag has set up an entire fantasy in his head.
“Your takes about Game 3 are so….hot.”
“Oh ya, you like the size of my microphone?”
“I want it in and around my mouth.”
“What do you say we get out of here. I got a room at the Motel 6 in downtown Cleveland.”
“With a view of that abandoned building and that cluster of payphones? That’s so hot.”
“Ya and free continental breakfast for bad girls only.”
I don’t know much, but I know Feldman turned that Motel 6 into a glazed donut last night.
[h/t Busted Coverage]