Brazilian Diving Duo Splits After One Member Sex-iles The Other In Favor Of A Boning Marathon

One of the worst parts of college was the community living. Sure, it was fun having a built-in friend to hang out with, but it’s not easy to become comfortable enough to ask your roommate to step out of the room so you can rub one out or get used to showing off your dad bod in front of someone that you may or may not fully get along with. So I give this Olympic diver props for just kicking her teammate out of her room so she can go 20 rounds with her Olympian lover. That takes all kinds of cohones.

Via New York Post:

“A Brazilian diving duo are drifting apart and will no longer compete together — because one of them engaged in a “marathon sex session,” according to reports.

Giovanna Pedroso, 17, said she was booted from her room in Olympic Village so that her partner, 20-year-old Ingrid Oliveira, could have a late-night romp with another athlete, according to South American media outlets. She wasn’t allowed back in her room all night as Oliveira got busy with canoeist Pedro Goncalves.

The banishment caused a major fight between the divers, who finished last in the women’s 10-meter synchronized diving event last Tuesday. And now, Pedroso decided to permanently ditch her partner and compete on her own.

“After the Olympics, I will focus on my individual,” she told Brazilian newspaper O Globo. “It’s good because I will not need to depend on anyone. Then I will be able to improve and evolve more.”

Goncalves didn’t comment on the sexcapade, telling GloboEsporte, “My personal life, I do not speak about.”

I’m going to be honest, I’m a big proponent of Olympians banging each other. We have the best athletes on the face of the planet all in one place. Why aren’t we making them fuck? Forget condoms, throw all of those away. A year from now, we could have essentially an entire new generation of super athletes. I’m not sure why more people don’t realize this. We could have a new Micheal Jordan, Micheal Phelps and Ronda Rousey within five years and all we have to do is have a bunch of young athletes have sex with a bunch of other young athletes. “Oh man, I guess I’ll bang this volleyball player at lunch and then this swimmer at dinner. I don’t want to, I have to. For the future.”