Bryan Colangelo’s Wikipedia Page Has Already Gotten The Makeover It Deserves

Mitchell Leff/Getty Images

So Ben Simmons allegedly cheated on R&B singer Tinashe and is now dating Kendall Jenner and 76ers President of basketball operations Bryan Colangelo allegedly used several social media burner accounts to anonymously criticize former Sixers GM Sam Hinkie, Joel Embiid, Jahlil Okafor, and Nerlens Noel as well as used the account to leak nonpublic medical information of several of his players to the media.

Philly is having A DAY!

The Ringer received an anonymous tip that Bryan Colangelo had been secretly operating five Twitter accounts in an attempt to anonymously get things off his chest–everything from ripping players to things as trivial as defending his signature large shirts and collars.

This one, from account Eric Jr., is particularly bad.

Colangelo has since released a statement denying the accounts are his, but claims that he used one of the accounts in question to “monitor our industry and other current events.” He even called Joel Embiid to assure him not to worry.

This story is just in the infancy stages as I write this and I am in the midst of microwaving popcorn to watch it all unfold. In the meantime, Bryan Colangelo’s Wikipedia page has already been updated.


“He only wears normal collars. Move on, find another slant.”

The internet remains undefeated.




Matt Keohan Avatar
Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.