Cam Newton Says He’s Taking The Month Off From ‘Climaxing’ And The Jokes Just Wrote Themselves
On Wednesday night’s Late Late Show with James Corden show, Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton revealed that he’s taking the month off from “climaxing.” And yes, it’s exactly what you think it means.
Why Cam Newton was on James Corden’s show in the middle of the night to begin with, I have no idea, nor do I care to find out. All I know is that there is zero percent chance that Newton told this story for any other reason than to draw attention to himself.
I mean, come on.
During Newton’s appearance on the show, Corden asked Cam to explain why there are flowers on his social media.
Newton’s response went to a place certainly no one could have ever seen coming.
Cam explained that every month of 2019 he is doing something to challenge himself.
In January, Cam swore off fantasy leagues and betting of any kind. In February, Newton went full-blown vegan. Then in March, he explained, “I’m giving, I hope this is an adult crowd, it looks like it is, no climax.”
After Corden dropped a “Shut the front door” on the proceedings, Newton continued, “I’m going through a transition right now.”
That’s when David Boreanaz interrupted with a very valid point, “You should have at least done it in February. You got 28 days in February… f*ck!”
Several sexual innuendos later, Newton explained that he is doing these things because he thinks it will make his mind stronger.
Whatever you say, Cam. Whatever you say.
Check out the entire segment below…
That’s crazy! I was just wondering whether Cam Newton was gonna nut sometime in March or not https://t.co/s8F8G2wPAx— ©arsen (@mediocrecloutt) March 21, 2019